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Just my luck, same old cops still gettin' drunk. I came back for winter break fuckin' shit up. All my old friends are dead or dumb. Ex gets pregnant so I fell out of love. "You come here often?" - very clever. Forget nostalgia, here's a refresher. This'll be the last time that I ever tell myself I can't do better. This'll be the last time that I ever tell myself I can't do better. This'll be the last time that I never... This'll be the last time that I never stick around talkin' shit or whatever. Leavin', leavin, leavin home. I'm not comin' back till I'm known. This'll be the last time that I ever stick around talkin' shit or whatever. Leavin', leavin, leavin home. I'm not comin' back till I'm known. "I can't believe how long it's been!" "O M G girl, you look so good and thin!" "How's it going with everything?" Chances of me stayin' at this party are slim. I'm doin' awesome, bro, what do you think? I got out of this small town so I could make it big. I could let it live. Instead I kill conversations. You get what you give, that's why I never gave in. This'll be the last time that I ever tell myself I can't do better. This'll be the last time that I ever tell myself I can't do better. This'll be the last time that I never stick around talkin' shit or whatever. Leavin', leavin, leavin home. I'm not comin' back till I'm known. This'll be the last time that I ever stick around talkin' shit or whatever. Leavin', leavin, leavin home. I'm not comin' back till I'm known. Leavin' leavin' leavin'. This'll be the last time that I ever tell myself I can't do better. This'll be the last time that I ever tell myself I can't do better. This'll be the last time that I never stick around talkin' shit or whatever. Leavin', leavin, leavin home. I'm not comin' back till I'm known. This'll be the last time that I ever stick around talkin' shit or whatever. Leavin', leavin, leavin home. I'm not comin' back till I'm known.

Every little bit of me. She's takin' it. Wondering if our love's real or if she's fakin' it. Same old promise - she keeps breaking it. I don't have the heart to say we're not makin' it. No sir. I know I just won't learn. Our whole relationship was a wrong turn. My old flame - she's a slow burn. Wasted half my life getting to know her. My friends tell me that it's fuckin' over. I still drive her around like a chauffeur. Got sold a bag of goods by a good closer. Now I'm outta luck just lookin' for closure. My friends tell me that it's fuckin' over. I still drive her around like a chauffeur. Got sold a bag of goods by a good closer. Now I'm outta luck just lookin' for closure. I can't talk to other girls so I'll never show her. We never jumped in the deep end cuz you wanted me to go first. Trying to imagine how things could go worse. I got cheated on worse than homework. Break ups are hard especially in this case. Finding out our time together was a big waste. Your lip gloss still gives me a little taste. Missing my hands wrapped around your waist. My old flame is a slow burn. Wasted half my life getting that it's over. My friends tell me that it's fuckin' over. I still drive her around like a chauffeur. Got sold a bag of goods by a good closer. Now I'm outta luck just lookin' for closure. My friends tell me that it's fuckin' over. I still drive her around like a chauffeur. Got sold a bag of goods by a good closer. Now I'm outta luck just lookin' for closure. I can't talk to other girls so I'll never show her. We never jumped in the deep end cuz you wanted me to go first. My friends tell me that it's fuckin' over. I still drive her around like a chauffeur. Got sold a bag of goods by a good closer. Now I'm outta luck just lookin' for closure. My friends tell me that it's fuckin' over. I still drive her around like a chauffeur. Got sold a bag of goods by a good closer. Now I'm outta luck just lookin' for closure.

Wrong time, no see. Show time, bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me. ...Wrong time - no see. ...Show time - bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me. All the time, I can hear their whispers. Trying so bad to frame me for no bigger picture. So small. Overall. They won't budge. That's why they never want to bring me up. Whoever brought up what I bought was probably high on subsidized drugs. Back then I was broke bagging up my lunch. Now I sing for fun cash register rings for funds. Wrong time, no see. Show time, bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me. ...Wrong time - no see. ...Show time - bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me. Wringing hands won't bring you bands. Each sweet beat is chocolate like a hundred grand. Time is money, man? What you think you're funny, man? Get smacked with a very loving hand. Makes a lot of dogs feel like a man. Steel pipe. Glass pipe. Or joints I rolled last night. Stop watch getting smashed right. Wrong time, no see. Show time, bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me. ...Wrong time - no see. ...Show time - bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me. We fell outta touch like long lost hand shakes. I saw you on Instagram showing off your klan face. Ku klux. You could be in it I don't give two fucks. Bro I only really ever chilled with you once. Wrong time, no see. Show time, bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me. ...Wrong time - no see. ...Show time - bro be. Only the lonely grow to be so big. That's why none of you know me.

Every single night you act like it's single's night. Your true colors got me seeing you in a different light. I'm not exactly who you wanted. Don't complain when the weed is fronted. You on the mend given me sad head. You fell out of love with me on the back end. Last night was a mistake, that's right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Last night wasn't great. Damn right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Keep the passwords and log ins till this all is lost and forgotten. You do you. Last night in the rearview. I can't even hear you. Every morning he types sorry text to his ex wife. Your best friends act like I'm just the jealous type. I'm not exactly who you wanted. Don't complain when the weed is fronted. You on the mend given me sad head. You fell out of love with me on the back end. Last night was a mistake, that's right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Last night wasn't great. Damn right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Keep the passwords and log ins till this all is lost and forgotten. You do you. Last night in the rearview. I can't even hear you. Don't act like you did last night. Act right. Or this'll be our last fight. Last night was a mistake, that's right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Last night wasn't great. Damn right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Keep the passwords and log ins till this all is lost and forgotten. You do you. Last night in the rearview. I can't even hear you. Don't act like you did last night. Act right. Or this'll be our last fight. Last night was a mistake, that's right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Last night wasn't great. Damn right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Keep the passwords and log ins till this all is lost and forgotten. You do you. Last night in the rearview. I can't even hear you. Last night was a mistake, that's right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Last night wasn't great. Damn right. I hope you enjoyed it. Our last fight. Keep the passwords and log ins till this all is lost and forgotten. You do you. Last night in the rearview. I can't even hear you.

Her ex was a mess. A real piece of work. I did her a favor. I could see it hurt. She cried about him, I didn't mind it. Stuck in the friend zone - didn't realize it. Treated me like trash inside. It hurt. Turned out to be a blessing just like church. Felt like I got paid in cash - doin' a side gig. She caught him pullin' all nighters with a side chick. Are you - proud of yourself? I bet you. I bet you are Proud of yourself. Proud of yourself. You are - proud of yourself. I know you. I know you are Proud of yourself. Proud of yourself. I started poppin' off like a Sprite drink. Not concerned with what her Mom might think. Wore nail polish, made sure it was bright pink. Flipping the bird at family to see if they blink. A lot can happen to me on the nightly. Last time my Dad tried to fight me. Hit the car with a crow bar tryna dent that. Now it's water over the bridge - yeah I meant that. Are you - proud of yourself? I bet you. I bet you are Proud of yourself. Proud of yourself. You are - proud of yourself. I know you. I know you are Proud of yourself. Proud of yourself. I hope you're proud of yourself for this. At least when you went overboard you were all in. I hope you're proud of yourself for this. At least when you went overboard you were all in. Are you - proud of yourself? I bet you. I bet you are Proud of yourself. Proud of yourself. You are - proud of yourself. I know you. I know you are Proud of yourself. Proud of yourself.

We're always never where we are. Head in the clouds counting stars. Bed frame moves like a funeral march. Forgetting how the movie starts. Now I make hits that climb the charts. I mean this from the bottom of my heart. You don't know what you mean to me. I don't know how to make you see. I thought it was just destiny. You left town with the rest of me. We're always never where we are. Head in the clouds counting stars. Bed frame moves like a funeral march. Forgetting how the movie starts. Now I may give you credit for less. But I do still wish you the best. Things aren't always what they seem. Sometimes we get stuck in between the seams of the couch. Or we get stuck while we feel our way out. We're always never where we are. Head in the clouds counting stars. Bed frame moves like a funeral march. Forgetting how the movie starts. I know... how this movie ends. I saw... you with all my friends. I won't keep up the pretense. I hope you get it through your head... We're always never where we are. Head in the clouds counting stars. Bed frame moves like a funeral march. Forgetting how the movie starts. We're always never where we are. Head in the clouds counting stars. Bed frame moves like a funeral march. Forgetting how the movie starts. In the worst and most obvious ways. You used to string me along for days. Hopefully by now the memory fades. Can't stay in hiding it'll never be safe. We're always never where we are. Head in the clouds counting stars. Bed frame moves like a funeral march. Forgetting how the movie starts. Now I make hits that climb the charts. I mean this from the bottom of my heart. We're always never where we are. Head in the clouds counting stars. Bed frame moves like a funeral march. Forgetting how the movie starts. We're always never where we are. We're always never where we are. We're always never where? Never where? Never where... we're always never.

If you want me... you better say so. I don't wanna get into it with you. You got a lotta baggage and issues. It's all good, if you're not in the mood. That'd make sex feel like an interview. You told me things nobody else could know. I said we could take things really slow. Who's gun shy? How should I know? Love falls apart faster than a bullet hole. If you want me, you better say so. If you want me...you better. If you want me, you better say so. If you don't want me then just let me go. If you want me, you better say so. If you want me...if you want me... If you want me, you better say so. If you don't want me then you gotta let me go. In the evening, you were with it. In the morning, you feel different. I'm not sure if I really get it. But I know that you said it. You better say so! You always get mad for no' reason. If there was middle ground we could meet then. If you want out, just fuckin' leave then. All our memories - you can keep them. In the end it might not change at all. If I could get my love back I wouldn't fall. If you want me, you better say so. If you want me...you better. If you want me, you better say so. If you don't want me then just let me go. If you want me, you better say so. If you want me...if you want me... If you want me, you better say so. If you don't want me then you gotta let me go. I didn't want to play your games. I wanted to give you my last name. I didn't know if you wanted it to stop til I found the ring tied in a broken knot. In the evening, you were with it. In the morning, you feel different. I'm not sure if I really get it. But I know that you said it. If you want me, you better say so. If you want me...you better. If you want me, you better say so. If you don't want me then just let me go. If you want me, you better say so. If you want me...if you want me... If you want me, you better say so. If you don't want me then you gotta let me go.

Faster faster. So close you can smell disaster. Gone fast. Faster than the speed limit. Faster than the eyes get it. Slow down only if you wanna let it pass you by. I don't know why it's Gone fast. Faster than police chases. One day you won't remember these faces. Beating these cases. Dream chasing... Gas tank near E, gotta fill it up. Windows down far enough to ash a blunt. Questions I never got to ask once. Answered before I could get up. How long will tonight last? Count the hours. On top of it - the world ain't really ours. Minimum wage describes our sense of power. That was gone fast. Gone fast. Faster than the speed limit. Faster than the eyes get it. Slow down only if you wanna let it pass you by. I don't know why it's Gone fast. Faster than police chases. One day you won't remember these faces. Beating these cases. Dream chasing. Seems amazing...That time we... Remember when he...? No. I wish we weren't talkin' now. You forgot when I walked right out. Never should have said that. Never should have came to get that. Came back. Now you act like you can't forget that. Gone fast. Faster than the speed limit. Faster than the eyes get it. Slow down only if you wanna let it pass you by. I don't know why it's Gone fast. Faster than police chases. One day you won't remember these faces. Beating these cases. Dream chasing. Slow down. You can hold out. Save your self from the whole crowd. They conform quickly in this old town. I know now...it's Gone fast. Faster than the speed limit. Faster than the eyes get it. Slow down only if you wanna let it pass you by. I don't know why it's Gone fast. Faster than police chases. One day you won't remember these faces. Beating these cases. Dream chasing. Seems amazing...

Blue skies falling. You blew it. Nice going. You blew it. I knew it. You blew it. You blew your nose. Common colds. Now you blow coke. Out on your own. Now and then you think about how it is back home. But you blew outta town and never went back home. It's all the same old same old deaf dumb tone. Got that feeling like everyone knows. Sorry to be a downer, I know you're hopeful. Blew up your whole life and got a nose full. The truth is what you might find. You said look on the bright side. I looked up, saw the bright skies. Asked myself if I was on the right side. Blue skies falling. You blew it. Nice going. You blew it. I knew it. You blew it. I blew a kiss goodbye to liars and thieves. People who wanted me to feel no peace. All the kind of people I can't have around me. They all gotta live their lives now without me. You blew a life savings on new shoes. Can't get it up without Blue Chew. It's funny cuz you never grew up. Can't handle the fact that I I blew up. The truth is what you might find. You said look on the bright side. I looked up, saw the bright skies. Asked myself if I was on the right side. Blue skies falling. You blew it. Nice going. You blew it. I knew it. You blew it. Blue skies falling. You blew it. Nice going. You blew it. I knew it. You blew it.

I'm not about to. Not about to. Not about to. Not about to stop. Stop. I'm not about to stop. Not about to stop - when we're lovin' this. Not about to stay - hey - gotta dip. Advice ain't free - but you can take a tip. We're not about to stop for the bullshit. I'm not about to shut my mouth. You're not about to shut it down. I had enough, I'm not about to keep takin' it. Fuck it, now. You can't stop us from makin' it. We - want it now - no debate in it. Steep. They gunnin' down competition that's fierce. Deep - run it down. Deep end. Get in here! Not about to stop - when we're lovin' this. Not about to stay - hey - gotta dip. Advice ain't free - but you can take a tip. We're not about to stop for the bullshit. Not about to stop - when we're lovin' this. Not about to stay - hey - gotta dip. Advice ain't free - but you can take a tip. We're not about to stop for the bullshit. Not about to. Not about to. Don't you get that this is not about you? Not about to. You're not about to ruin this consumed with this attitude. You're so vein but this song's still not about you. This song is about how I'm movin' on without you. You aren't prepared for what I'm about to do. No more discussion about what I'm allowed to do. Don't need your allowance, dude. I don't care what you think of me. I'm not proud of YOU. Not about to. Not about to. You're not... Don't you get that this is not about you? This is not about you. You are not about to... Not about to stop - when we're lovin' this. Not about to stay - hey - gotta dip. Advice ain't free - but you can take a tip. We're not about to stop for the bullshit. Not about to stop - when we're lovin' this. Not about to stay - hey - gotta dip. Advice ain't free - but you can take a tip. We're not about to stop for the bullshit.

More pain more paint. Rush the lanes. Feel it in your veins. Once you get the rush you'll never be the same. Car lights and flames. Long nights and days got me veering off the highway just to rush the lanes. News reports talkin' about all out war planes. They all want me to vote for war, babe. All I got is deep cuts, hardware store paint and another court date. Stayin' under speed limits evades detection. Writing on these walls subverts your attention. Always under attack but I'm never flinchin'. I do it for the thrill you do it for the mentions. Rush. The. Lanes! Rush the lanes. Feel it in your veins. Once you get the rush you'll never be the same. Car lights and flames. Long nights and days got me veering off the highway just to rush the lanes. I don't give a fuck if I don't have the skill for it. Me and my girl goin' all Kill Bill for it. Now we makin' a bunch of Billboard earners Still climbin' up to do another billboard burner. Rush the lanes! More pain, more paint. Rush the lanes. Feel it in your veins. Once you get the rush you'll never be the same. Car lights and flames. Long nights and days got me veering off the highway just to rush the lanes. Rush the lanes. Feel it in your veins. Once you get the rush you'll never be the same. Car lights and flames. Long nights and days got me veering off the highway just to rush the lanes. Rush the lanes. Feel it in your veins. Once you get the rush you'll never be the same. Car lights and flames. Long nights and days got me veering off the highway just to rush the lanes. Rush the lanes. Feel it in your veins. Once you get the rush you'll never be the same. Car lights and flames. Long nights and days got me veering off the highway just to rush the lanes. Rush the lanes!

Please. You never chased your dreams. Parents divorce defined you in your teens. Your suburban nightmare's so bleak. High school reunion group therapy's weak. Everybody’s mad at me, actually. Casually displaying their apathy. Unconcerned if I became a casualty. That describes all of you accurately. Back in the day, your band was on the rise. Now I’m on top, so, surprise. You served my secrets up for a price. Turnin’ me in for no crimes. You burned my bridge in the middle of the night. Your career was more like a U-turn sign. You the nobody now. I got a profound rep. These days Spotify’s got like 5 No Outlets. Plus you mad I did it all without any help. All while ya’ll wishin’ I’d go to hell. You got clued in, told that I sued them. Even if I did, what would it have proved then? Dressing room moves thinkin' you a shoe in. Like my wedding got crashed by the groomsmen. Yeah, you did it. Admit it. That’ll make it easier to live with. Back in the day, your band was on the rise. Now I’m on top, so, surprise. You served my secrets up for a price. Turnin’ me in for no crimes. You burned my bridge in the middle of the night. Your career was more like a U-turn sign. Wish I knew this before leaving. Didn’t know we were competing. Should’ve seen it, you coping & seething. Listening but gettin' no deeper meaning. Now all you do every night is doom scroll. Texts come in and ya’ll go to new lows. I used to be your only friend with a Jew nose. Now I'm just that famous dude yous know. Anthony, Dave, and Steve never said shit. Silence is where ya’ll should’ve left it. Working class heroes? Hear my laughter. None of ya’ll are even good actors. Just a bunch of white bread with secret backers. Down low homos, a bunch of Hatfield meat packers. “Was he great or a fake” will be the quote written on your tombstone. Back in the day, your band was on the rise. Now I’m on top, so, surprise. You served my secrets up for a price. Turnin’ me in for no crimes. You burned my bridge in the middle of the night. Your career was more like a U-turn sign. I can see you now, Google search is descriptive. Can’t find me online, filters too restrictive. Nobody to get my number from - unlisted. Pissin’ talent away. Given’ you neck pains. Snortin’ your scripts gave you migraines. Mail order wife from the Ukraine. We are not the same. Did I pus hit too far? Did I hit too hard? I don’t need any more clues, Colonel Mustard, I got it. Remember gettin' stoned in my mother’s fake office? Just a fuckin’ bastard from Bustard still in the closet. Sweet like Rita’s Water Ice & custard. Mad I’m gettin’ fat paid off the streams. Dying to fit in ya high school skinny jeans. Didn’t you once have a tune… About getting your dick sucked by a dude? Yeah, you did it. Admit it. That’ll make it easier to live with. Back in the day, your band was on the rise. Now I’m on top, so, surprise. You served my secrets up for a price. Turnin’ me in for no crimes. You burned my bridge in the middle of the night. Your career was more like a U-turn sign.

Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt... Burn it down Burn it now. They'll say this is subliminal messaging about the revolution. I honestly don't want any of you to even try to do shit. This is a high stakes game and you would fuck it up and lose it. We do not have time for you to try and disprove it. Just take it from me, an M C you never heard of. That all I'm trying to get you to do is burn some blunts. Puff an L. Fuckin' yell. Just don't get up and tell me to do a fuckin' thing but pick up checks in the mail. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt... Burn it down Burn it now. They want you to light up planes. Take your neighborhood down in flames. Break in to local business, shame. That's why you all just should blaze. Blaze...let the smoke fill your lungs. Baked...light that shit up. Dazed...but don't give up. Just get so high you can't get up. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt... Burn it down Burn it now. They'll say this is lazy. That I'm a bad influence. They can only hold you back if you flinch. For instance, if...you catch a whiff of my home grown then light another spliff. If the present is a gift, return it with receipts. Watch their jaws all drop in disbelief. Don't cry. Just don't deny you're sick of this shit. They speak their mind. I tell it how it fuckin' is. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt... Burn it down Burn it now. Blaze...let the smoke fill your lungs. Baked...light that shit up. Dazed...but don't give up. Just get so high you can't get up. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt. ...then burn down another one. Burn down another blunt... Burn it down Burn it now.

These bands all friends? None of ya'll fight? Just sharing 15 minutes of lime light. I'm like, alright. Back up and watch us do our damn thing tonight. Personally, I find it foul. Offensive, really. Fuck around and find out I finally got even. Break the strings. Block the box. Take the kingdom. Thanks a lot. Personally, I find it foul. Offensive, really. Fuck around and find out I finally got even. We won't stick in our own lane. Honestly I think it's all so lame. It makes me wanna go insane. Snakes all slither at their own pace. Oh, great. Now I got a whole game to defend. Told ya'll we'd make it in the end. That's the main attitude. Blow up the house on Ocean Avenue. Break the strings. Block the box. Take the kingdom. Thanks a lot. Personally, I find it foul. Offensive, really. Fuck around and find out I finally got even. Back in oh three, you were the most hyped. Bunch of nervous kids looking ghost like. You were 16 - and it felt so right? Having a record label to win those fights must have been nice. The privileged. Cleanup on aisle six with the spillage. I know, you boys thought you killed it. Now we gotta burn your whole village. Personally, I find it foul. Offensive, really. Fuck around and find out I finally got even. I'm sure there are skeletons in their closet. Tour stories about them being obnoxious. No more penalty flags we do the hard shit. And bust a move on those Yellowcard kids. Personally, I find it foul. Offensive, really. Fuck around and find out I finally got even. I finally got even.

This should be a lot harder for you to defend. I hope you said whatever you meant. Cause and effect ain't a theory of your crimes. It's a fact that you do this type shit all the time. I should have left way back in oh nine. You take your part of the blame I already paid for mine. I don't wanna hear that you even tried. I'll play crocodile rock for all the tears that you cried. Good luck workin' on your bona fides. What'd you mean when you said, "I see you fine?" Whatever you meant... whatever you meant... you make everything mean whatever you want to. This should be a lot harder for you to defend. I hope you said whatever you meant. Let's just say we both did what we did. You take jabs a lot, I just gab cuz it's a gift. This should be a lot harder for you to defend. I hope you said whatever you meant. Let's just say we both did what we did. You take jabs a lot, I just gab cuz it's a gift. Gravity is real, you attract this heaviness. Readiness, set go. Could you be more low? Unsteadiness, you instill it. The table's tilted. Everything is relative, that's why you're so slow. These are just the facts of life no T V show. You always on watch but never see me though. I heard you mumble that shit under your breath. I hope you said whatever you meant. This should be a lot harder for you to defend. I hope you said whatever you meant. Let's just say we both did what we did. You take jabs a lot, I just gab cuz it's a gift. This should be a lot harder for you to defend. I hope you said whatever you meant. Let's just say we both did what we did. You take jabs a lot, I just gab cuz it's a gift. Crack a book more often, stop ball bustin'. Make you see the light like doin' a rough in. I survived, even when I roughed it in a bit. I'm too smart for you dumb sons a bitches. This should be a lot harder for you to defend. I hope you said whatever you meant. Let's just say we both did what we did. You take jabs a lot, I just gab cuz it's a gift. This should be a lot harder for you to defend. I hope you said whatever you meant. Let's just say we both did what we did. You take jabs a lot, I just gab cuz it's a gift.

The Wonder Years the show, it was the bomb. R I P Winnie Cooper's brother died in Vietnam. The Wonder Years the band? What’s goin’ on? I almost died of boredom hearing your songs. There's no pretty way to put this: I grew up in the suburbs too. The Wonder Years disappear too soon. It was the last July I ever spent in that town. But unlike yous I don’t miss any of it now. How many times will you write the same dumb trite “On the stairs of her apartment” type lines? Never started your own revolution So you get told to fight mine. You more like, on the driveway of your McMansion. In a finished basement with a vinyl collection. You blaming A I? That’s hypocrisy. Your band re-defined mediocrity. Nothing you say can hurt me, though. You just a disgusting fuckin’ Bernie bro. What’s with the resentful hatred? Tour bus smells like missed child support payments. Sittin’ in an Subaru Outback, Whole Foods parking lot. Better Help group therapy. It’s all yous got. Your girlfriend used to piss in your face. Now you got divorce papers in your P R S case. There's no pretty way to put this: I grew up in the suburbs too. The Wonder Years disappear too soon. It was the last July I ever spent in that town. But unlike yous I don’t miss any of it now. Campbell’s gonna hear this through tin cans. Lead singer with no heart, like the tin man. Shouting “free palestine” for the applause while doing nothing for the cause. I'm more brash, Matt, theirs is lame. I used to skateboard with him back in the day. Takin’ photo ops with fans half your age. Lookin’ like Wayne Arnold hiding that he’s gay. Talkin’ bout protecting trans youth, bro that’s weird. I play guitar too, but I’m not Cavalier. I hear Dead Kennedys when this guitar wails. I’ma let Josh live to tell the tale. Heard ya’ll goin’ on hiatus, as if that's news. I’ve got an Inkling, Nick, that’s not true. Ya’ll never should’ve trusted that dude. Fuck his M B A - Soupy sales never recoops. There's no pretty way to put this: I grew up in the suburbs too. The Wonder Years disappear too soon. It was the last July I ever spent in that town. But unlike yous I don’t miss any of it now.